

Euron's offer is also an offer of marriage, you see. He also wants to give you-.Yara Grejoy: His big cock, I think he said. He's going to offer them to you.Daenerys Targaryen: So why shouldn't I wait for him?Theon Greyjoy: The Iron fleet isn't all he's bringing. There are more than a hundred ships in the Iron fleet. Will their ships be enough?Tyrion Lannister: With the former masters' fleet, possibly. He would have murdered us if we'd stayed.Daenerys Targaryen: Lord Tyrion tells me your father was a terrible king.Yara Grejoy: You and I have that in common.Daenerys Targaryen: We do. He murdered our father, and took the Salt Throne from Yara. Hers.Daenerys Targaryen: What's wrong with you?Theon Greyjoy: I'm not fit to rule.Tyrion Lannister: We can agree upon that at least.Daenerys Targaryen: Has the Iron Islands ever had a queen before?Yara Grejoy: No more than Westeros.Theon Grejoy: Our uncle Euron returned home after a long absence. In return I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?Theon Grejoy: Not my claim. But then, we all live complicated lives, don't we?Daenerys Targaryen: You've brought us a hundred ships from the Iron fleet, with men to sail them. It was complicated for you I'm sure, growing up at Winterfell.

But I did things that were just as bad, or worse.Yara Grejoy: And he paid for them.Tyrion Lannister: Doesn't seem like it. Can't imagine you would have murdered the Stark boys if things had been going well.Theon Greyjoy: I didn't murder the Stark boys.

And how have things been going for you since then? Not so well I gather. You're all making the same five or six jokes.Theon Greyjoy: It was a long time ago.Tyrion Lannister: It was. Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. Tyrion Lannister: Last time we saw each other was at Winterfell, yes? You were making jokes about my height, I seem to recall.
